Forums of the Diadem Faction of PWi
 
HomeCalendarFAQSearchMemberlistUsergroupsRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 Start Posting

Go down 
AuthorMessage
Aaronite

avatar

Posts : 100
Join date : 2009-04-01
Age : 23
Location : Turks and Caicos islands

PostSubject: Start Posting   Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:45 pm

as a suggestion from beast it looks like u want stuff to post your comments on and bieng the good guy that i am i will give u topics that u might find intersting and will post your thoughts on:) :face: :king:
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Aaronite

avatar

Posts : 100
Join date : 2009-04-01
Age : 23
Location : Turks and Caicos islands

PostSubject: start postingT_T   Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:56 pm

now i kno this isnt really a topic or a "subject" as u wuld call it but it looked fun^^
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Aaronite

avatar

Posts : 100
Join date : 2009-04-01
Age : 23
Location : Turks and Caicos islands

PostSubject: ponder on this now really a good subject   Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:09 pm

now i kno im not the most serious person in the world but u shuld kno that i am able to get a good conversation going look here. for example i found this online and some of us r too lazy to look 4 it so i brought it here^^



Licking Envelopes


If you lick your envelopes...You won't anymore!
> >A woman was working in a post office in California, one day she
licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a
sponge. That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope.
A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She
went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything.
A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and
>it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She
went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done.
>The doctor, took an x-ray of her tongue, and noticed a lump. He
> >prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue
> >open, a live roach crawled out. There were roach eggs on the seal
> of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue,
> > >because of her saliva. It was warm and moist...
>
> This is a true story reported on CNN !
> Andy Hume wrote:
>Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe>the.....things that float around in those gum applicator trays.
>haven't licked an envelope for years.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Aaronite

avatar

Posts : 100
Join date : 2009-04-01
Age : 23
Location : Turks and Caicos islands

PostSubject: another one   Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:12 pm

dumb questions


If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?

What's the speed of dark?

If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

Can a blind person feel blue?

How can a house burn up when it burns
down?

Are you telling the truth when you lie in
bed?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?

How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?

In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?

Why does X stand for a kiss?

Why does O stand for a hug?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?

Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?

Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
there a law saying your not allowed to put
sticks in them?

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?

If work is so terrific how come they have
to pay you to do it?

Should crematoriums give discounts for
those who died in fires?

Is it possible to have a civil-war?

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why do they announce power shortages
on TV?

Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
mime?

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?

How can batteries die?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?

Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?


Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'practice'?

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?
:P :cyclops: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :bball:
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Zoronoa

avatar

Posts : 191
Join date : 2009-01-28

PostSubject: Re: Start Posting   Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:31 pm

wat is this randomness NOOOOOOO!!!!

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
HeartChild

avatar

Posts : 23
Join date : 2009-04-25
Age : 27
Location : La Mirada Cali

PostSubject: Re: Start Posting   Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:56 am

Wow those are soo random!! I LOVE IT!! where did u get this stuff aaron?
:afro: :afro: :afro:
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Aaronite

avatar

Posts : 100
Join date : 2009-04-01
Age : 23
Location : Turks and Caicos islands

PostSubject: hhahaha   Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:16 pm

A good magician never reveals his secrets
:?:
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Aaronite

avatar

Posts : 100
Join date : 2009-04-01
Age : 23
Location : Turks and Caicos islands

PostSubject: this is 4 ada when i do stupid stuff like try pickup lines on her :P and yes u 2 ollie >...>   Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:26 pm

Suggestions For Women To Respond To Pickup Lines

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.

"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

"What sign were you born under?"
"No Parking."

"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."

"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."

"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Stop."

"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

"May I see you pretty soon?"
"Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."

"I'd go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"


"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

After hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?"
say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.

He: Do you wanna dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!

Q: Does beauty run in your family?
A: It obviously doesn't in yours!

Q: What's your name sexy?
A: Taken!

Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

He: Your legs go clear up to your a**.
She: Most peoples' do!

Q: Can I buy you a drink?
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

"You look like a dream."
Response: "Go back to sleep."

He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

"I can see forever in your eyes."
Response: "But all I can see is never in yours."

"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk." :king:
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Aaronite

avatar

Posts : 100
Join date : 2009-04-01
Age : 23
Location : Turks and Caicos islands

PostSubject: ehhhh yes it is   Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:30 pm

Subject: How to call the police

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT...
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Aaronite

avatar

Posts : 100
Join date : 2009-04-01
Age : 23
Location : Turks and Caicos islands

PostSubject: for those of us who think america rox   Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:34 pm

I really do love this country, but...

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Zoronoa

avatar

Posts : 191
Join date : 2009-01-28

PostSubject: Re: Start Posting   Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:12 pm

heh lol the pick up lines is funny , err hilarious

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Aaronite

avatar

Posts : 100
Join date : 2009-04-01
Age : 23
Location : Turks and Caicos islands

PostSubject: hehhehe   Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:01 pm

ha thnx i do my beest 👽
Back to top Go down
View user profile
SirPoopALots
Admin
avatar

Posts : 157
Join date : 2009-01-28
Age : 25
Location : My Room!

PostSubject: Re: Start Posting   Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:51 pm

YESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FINALY GOT THE PIGGGYYYYYY !!! ITS A HISTORIC DAY TODAY SATURDAY AUGUST 29 2009!!!

_________________


PWi Harshlands Sn: SirPoopALots
PWi Sanctuary Sn: Nikeeeeeee (Un-Active Account, But Gets on Sometimes...)
Xbox GT: WINDTRAPZ
Psp (FTB2) Sn: --AE86--
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.myspace.com/xxd_d0gzxx
Zoronoa

avatar

Posts : 191
Join date : 2009-01-28

PostSubject: Re: Start Posting   Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:39 pm

lolz, ill get one soon, wen i get 5m Cry Worried Sweating

_________________
Back to top Go down
View user profile
SirPoopALots
Admin
avatar

Posts : 157
Join date : 2009-01-28
Age : 25
Location : My Room!

PostSubject: Re: Start Posting   Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:46 pm

Haha... good lucks ^^

_________________


PWi Harshlands Sn: SirPoopALots
PWi Sanctuary Sn: Nikeeeeeee (Un-Active Account, But Gets on Sometimes...)
Xbox GT: WINDTRAPZ
Psp (FTB2) Sn: --AE86--
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.myspace.com/xxd_d0gzxx
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Start Posting   

Back to top Go down
 
Start Posting
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Diadem Faction :: The Lounge! :: The Random Room!-
Jump to: